Mack Maloney's Military X-Files

Never Hang Up On A Ghost

As a tease for Mack’s new book, the gang reads passages from "Mack Maloney's Haunted Universe, Volume 2." What happens if you wear blue denim in North Korea? Who was the mysterious figure that spied on U.S. forces in Afghanistan but was only visible on NightVision? What is the largest UFO ever reported? What was the smallest? What happens when you get a text message from someone who is dead?

Wolverine Explained, Singing Rocks & Why Tom Cruise Runs Like A Weirdo --

The gang discusses a number of topics including a behind-the-scenes look at the new blockbuster Wolverine video game, the ancient Singing Rocks of India and why Tom Cruise should have a stunt man do his running for him. Special Guests: Greg Masto & Mary the Medium.  

Only The Ouija Knows…

In our most requested episode so far in 2026, guest star Mary the Medium hits it out of the park with her conversations between Starboard Galley regulars and the spirits of the dead.    

The Strange Tale of Ivan Boyes

 The gang tackles a wide range of mysteries, including a meteor crash near Massachusetts, the arrival of another enigmatic visitor from beyond our solar system, and the bizarre story of Canadian Ivan Boyes, who claimed an encounter with some very strange occupants of an unidentified craft. Also discussed: the remarkable man who survived both atomic bombings of World War II, plus two civilians recount their own unsettling UFO sightings.

The Devil Who Wouldn’t Die

The gang gathers for a special report on the infamous Russian monk, Rasputin. Who was he really? Did he really possess super-human strength? Was he destined to change world history? Also, most objectional people on TV and in movies.

We Meet Our Heroes, (Rock Star Division)

In a special show, the gang recount personal encounters with rock stars, some good, some disastrous. Rock stars include John Lennon, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Springsteen and others. Special guests, Pistol Pete, Cassie Foxx & Bruce the Cop.  

We Prove the Starboard Galley is Haunted

The gang sets out to prove that the Starboard Galley restaurant harbors at least one ghost, probably many more. Do ghosts follow people from one haunting to another? Why do ghosts only haunt old buildings? Why does Casper the Ghost have such a big head?   Find out all this & more, including testimonials from the Galley’s patrons. Guests: Cassie Fox, Mary the Medium and Pistol Pete Falconi.

Do You Need a Hole in Your Head?

The gang talks about a variety of topics including the bizarre 5000-year-old practice of trepanning which involves drilling a hole in one’s skull to relieve pain, promote well-being and maybe bring on extraordinary abilities.  Also, strange noises reported in outer space and a visit from Lonely Larry.  

We Uncover the Shroud of Turin

The gang discusses a number of topics including the inexplicable mystery surrounding the Shroud of Turin, which many believe contains an exact 3-D image of Jesus Christ following his crucifixion.  Also, an update on the 13 missing scientists & an audience member reports seeing ghosts at the Gettysburg battle site.  

Welcome to Halloween Town

In a special show, the gang discusses the center of the Halloween Universe: Salem, Massachusetts. From the infamous Witch Trials to the 1.5 million visitors in October to the belief of longtime residents that the place just feels “different.”  Special guests: Salem native Mark Audette, “Mister Monopoly” Phil Orbanes, and Mary the Medium.  

Attack of the Really Super-Duper Killer Bees

The gang gathers to discuss a number of unusual topics including Clubb’s threat to bring highly dangerous honey bees into the country. Special Guest: Cynthia Smith.   

I Am Not A Witch!

The gang discusses several topics including absolute proof that we live forever, a hyper-mysterious “411” disappearance and an interview with a part-time witch.      

Attack of the Repeat!

In a highly rated re-broadcast, the gang discusses several topics including documented evidence of some Roman Catholic saints being seen in two places at the same time. Also, instances of strange sightings over U.S. military bases and what really happened at the mysterious Tunguska blast site in 1908. Plus, paranormal gossip reporter Stacey Tracey dishes on why Dogman has been locked up at Guantanamo Bay. 

There’s a Miracle in My Soup

The gang discusses a number of topics including the mysterious appearance of religious symbols on such ordinary items as rose petals, cement walls and fruit.   Also, the baffling case of the missing UFO General and fall-out from the big St Patrick’s Day party at Mack's. Special guests: Mary the Medium and songwriter Cynthia Smith.

The Worst Concert I've Ever Seen...

The gang gathers for a Musical X-Files show, discussing the best and worst live shows they've attended.