Mack Maloney's Military X-Files

We Prove the Starboard Galley is Haunted

The gang sets out to prove that the Starboard Galley restaurant harbors at least one ghost, probably many more. Do ghosts follow people from one haunting to another? Why do ghosts only haunt old buildings? Why does Casper the Ghost have such a big head?   Find out all this & more, including testimonials from the Galley’s patrons. Guests: Cassie Fox, Mary the Medium and Pistol Pete Falconi.

Do You Need a Hole in Your Head?

The gang talks about a variety of topics including the bizarre 5000-year-old practice of trepanning which involves drilling a hole in one’s skull to relieve pain, promote well-being and maybe bring on extraordinary abilities.  Also, strange noises reported in outer space and a visit from Lonely Larry.  

We Uncover the Shroud of Turin

The gang discusses a number of topics including the inexplicable mystery surrounding the Shroud of Turin, which many believe contains an exact 3-D image of Jesus Christ following his crucifixion.  Also, an update on the 13 missing scientists & an audience member reports seeing ghosts at the Gettysburg battle site.  

Welcome to Halloween Town

In a special show, the gang discusses the center of the Halloween Universe: Salem, Massachusetts. From the infamous Witch Trials to the 1.5 million visitors in October to the belief of longtime residents that the place just feels “different.”  Special guests: Salem native Mark Audette, “Mister Monopoly” Phil Orbanes, and Mary the Medium.  

Attack of the Really Super-Duper Killer Bees

The gang gathers to discuss a number of unusual topics including Clubb’s threat to bring highly dangerous honey bees into the country. Special Guest: Cynthia Smith.   

I Am Not A Witch!

The gang discusses several topics including absolute proof that we live forever, a hyper-mysterious “411” disappearance and an interview with a part-time witch.      

Attack of the Repeat!

In a highly rated re-broadcast, the gang discusses several topics including documented evidence of some Roman Catholic saints being seen in two places at the same time. Also, instances of strange sightings over U.S. military bases and what really happened at the mysterious Tunguska blast site in 1908. Plus, paranormal gossip reporter Stacey Tracey dishes on why Dogman has been locked up at Guantanamo Bay. 

There’s a Miracle in My Soup

The gang discusses a number of topics including the mysterious appearance of religious symbols on such ordinary items as rose petals, cement walls and fruit.   Also, the baffling case of the missing UFO General and fall-out from the big St Patrick’s Day party at Mack's. Special guests: Mary the Medium and songwriter Cynthia Smith.

The Worst Concert I've Ever Seen...

The gang gathers for a Musical X-Files show, discussing the best and worst live shows they've attended.  

We Found The Real Stairway To Heaven

The gang discusses a variety of topics including a mysterious staircase built in a convent in the 1800s that defies the laws of physics.  Also, Author Dylan Campbell talks about his latest book on the Flat Earth controversy. Plus, Kim Scheie joins the show as a permanent co-host and Lonely Larry tries out new material.  

X Marks The Spot

 In a highly requested rewind, the gang discusses the X-Files TV show.

A Very Mystical Night

Mary the Medium joins the gang for another Ouija Board night. Are aliens real? Is the Starboard Galley haunted? Will Ryan ask Ashley to marry him? The Ouija Board knows all. Also, some very spooky Tarot Card readings.

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly Movie Show

The gang discuss their favorite movies & Mack tells them where they are wrong. Movies include The Day the Earth Stood Still, The Mothman Prophecies, The Omega Man & The 13th Warrior, among others. Also, two fans drop by to talk about their encounter with a wealthy ghost.  Special Guest: Barry Z.

UFOs, War of the Worlds & The 3 Stooges

The gang gathers to discuss a variety of topics including the real meaning behind The Evil Eye, Susan K & Brandi’s recent production offer from a Russian adult film company and Agent X’s surprise ballet invite. Also, Uncle Al gets a disturbing message from The Honeybee Liberation Front.

Great Balls of …Lightning?

The gang gathers to discuss a range of topics including the bizarre theories behind the cause of ball lightning. Also, the strange tale of the Stone of Destiny, proof that bookies have time machines and a list of devastating reviews for the already historic flop “Melania, the Movie.”